January 2012
i can't wait to get married
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
December 2011
When you were younger and a friend came over.
janeelovesyou216:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
Your mom never hears anything you say until you...
alexusl0l:
“CHIIIILD, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!”
Anyone wanna send me a message? No? Okay.
REBLOG if you love God more than Tumblr.
people that actually don’t reblog this
Who ACTUALLY BUYS a Tumblr theme?
